Tim why do you continue to skirt questions about whether or not you even owned trashcans in the first place? Are you hiding something?

Felix is my mentally ill house pet

Tim why do you continue to lie about the supposed theft of your trash cans? Trash cans that likely never existed?

This was long and boring and you should find a job that isn’t writing about your boring trivial life because you’re very bad at it.

Stick to sports

Video game fandom is a form of autism

Falco Footsteps

Lol your kids have a great role model for not winning

Losing audibly at “go back to cruising wal mart”

This is a coward’s manifesto

How mad was Albert Burneko at internet commenters this week?

Michael Jordan’s father was killed over gambling debts

This is the most cowardly thing ever published on this website

Re: the podcast - By technical issues do you mean a media company valued at 9 figures will spring for a microphone that plugs into a wall and doesn’t run on batteries that last 45 minutes?

Turning them from Schiano Boys into Schiano Men

I’m a big fan of her campaign to keep poor black kids out of her children’s upper west side school

This is somehow longer and more boring than that Roadrunner shit you pinched out

Referring to your streaming video binge as a “k hole” is REALLY offensive to people with actual drug problems. Check your problematic ass.

This is a stupid, pointless essay written by someone who vastly overestimates how interesting she is.