The Goonies is fucking terrible

I'm actively hoping Star Wars is terrible.

HODOR JUST USE SPLEEN

He’s not black, so don't expect Stephen A Smith to defend him.

If you pay $5 for a box of cookies, you're a sucker

Beware of your inability to edit out unnecessary details

Pretty sure that’s a still from a porno

Brohio

Sun's out, guns couch

That’s a shame about Petri. She’s normally top notch.

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes

Therrrrrre it is

Oh look, a needlessly and overly defensive Sully whining

DC is a nightmare town full of monsters and I would love to watch it burn

Old person has backwards opinion, more at 11

The Copyrights are one of the best live bands out there. Good choice.

God no. Cubs fans are like sadsack Reverse Flash versions of Cardinals fans.

Yes. Eat it, sad boy.

Cubs fans are annoying bitches, and I drink their misery

Wow, you mean a Texas billionaire is a bigot and an asshole?