Denial is a fitting emotion considering he was beaten on the river.

Pardon my language, but it's when a guy cums inside a ... person ... and then spreads them wide open so you can see it all drip out.

As an Internet commenter, this basement is incredibly musty.

Front Row (L to R): 1/20000, 2/20000, 3/20000, 4/20000, 5/20000, 6/20000, 7/20000, 8/20000, 9/20000, 10/20000, 11/20000, 12/20000, 13/20000, 14/20000

The article says they paid $3000 for the masks (I'm guessing that's for all 3 of the masks) and made out with $200,000. I'm no mathematician, but that looks like a slight profit.

The complete list of people who always fakely invoke God when something terrible goes/is about to go down:

He should have known something was up when the guard handed him a TMZ legal pad .

Is that really more heartbreaking than the fact that the African American girl was the only one to get it wrong?

Why can't people taking dick pics with some better indicators of scale? I think it should be mandatory that all future dick picks be shot with a quarter perched on the tip.

Someone at the party yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT," as is pretty obvious on the video. What's misleading about that?

that throw was way over his head. im guessing Vince Young.

I was buoyed by my sense of humor.

thus the name Tyson.

I was a first baseman from age 7 through high school and not once did I ever get stepped on because I followed one simple rule religiously that was told to me by a coach very early on: "You are entitled to only as much of the bag as you need to get the out. The rest is for the runner."

I don't know why he's so pissed, at least he gets to play Augusta National for the rest of his life.

Contrast this gif with his reaction after his bunker chip-in on 18 today and you encapsulate golf.

Whoah, the way Charl threw that club I'm glad nobody got hurt by flying projectil

When Charl played basketball growing up, did they only play to H-O-R?