MattMo
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MattMo

A just-turned-13 year old hitting a ball over 350 feet is virtually unheard of. Off of anyone, with any bat.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

The police hat been dispatched to this home three times for suicide attempts. And they keep the guns?

i found this article interesting and don’t see any issue with it. anyone with half a brain will realize he’s not responsible for his brothers actions, the same way we’ve already forgiven your parents for their transgression.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

What do you think is in his wardrobe? He’s not going to do this in mom jeans, which is his only option other than swoosh gear. Shit’s free to him.

Yeah. He’s way more than that.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair

I think I found Kershaw's problem - per ESPN, he was only giving 108% of his pitches in the NLDS. Gotta give that last 2%!

Yasiel Puig is eliminated and the Cardinals advance all in the same game. I'm sure the Deadspin staff is feeling down. I'd post puppy GIFs to cheer them up if I was more tech savvy.

Never mind your bullshit backhanded "allowance" of Adams' celebration. The minute the Dodgers stop celebrating with bubbles in the dugout after home runs is when you can start calling out another team on their supposed self proclaimed faux class.

I'm sorry...I know you guys have a boner about the whole "right way" thing with the Cardinals, but I just don't see how this is any different than any other team talks. Baseball is just like this. Every manager always talks about his team wanting to do the "right thing" all the time, yet the Cardinals are the only

Congratulations, you're everything wrong with this country.

Let me put the list, sprained/broken ankle, broken leg, laceration, stress/hairline fracture on metatarsal, ACL (Anterior Cruciate Ligament), groin muscle strain, hamstring injury (like Jose Altidore having right now), head laceration & concussion (with a chance of brain trauma), the list goes on. Futbol (soccer, for

Ohgawd

Wow, that 'hell of a game' actually did sound sincere. That surprised me.