While I don't have a Paul, I do have two electric guitars (a MIM Fender Strat and a PRS CE24) and as rarely as I play them they might as well be furniture.

Stancing a sports car is like hacking up a Gibson Les Paul to make decorative furniture. Sure, it looks cool to you and makes you happy. But for fucks sake, use an Epiphone.

Wait a sec. Lots of Bad Guys fall when shot, but the world average of shot-to-killed works out a bit differently. I’m thinking Timothy Dalton firefight on the docks when his puny PPK drops a few bad guys, and my observer self sees not a kill, but a wound that takes the BG out of the fight for foreseeable frames.

1998 E36 M3 Sedan.

Any word on if the call sign will change to “holy one” when hes on board?

Can’t star enough. People will always find a reason to complain.

Honestly, I think people deserve all these fees because in reality, the travelling public bitched about and actually asked for them in a weird way. Same way peopel are now (or will be soon) bitching about the fees for watching their “television”.

I wish I could make it to the premier of this film. Born and raised in Cuba I can tell this is pure hot-rod goodness.

If racing was banned in the US and legalized in Cuba, i would be on the first ever raft floating in the opposite direction.

best comedic, protest song of all time! I’ve got it stuck in my head now... and that’s not a bad thing.

But Alice doesn’t live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the bell tower with her husband Ray and Facha the dog. And livin’ in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be, and havin’ all that room (seein’ as how they took out all the pews),…

Me too. The number of improvised explosive devices I ACTUALLY MADE AND BROUGHT TO SCHOOL in a white, rural, pre-9/11 world would have these people calling for me and my friends to face a firing squad and my family be exiled to GITMO. I fucking hate what we have become as a country in regards to this shit.

Panamera Sport Turismo

I wonder if it had any red wires sticking out of the breadboard, and if the teachers were wondering if that was the right one to cut.

That was my thought. He’s clearly a nice Muslim kid who wanted to show off the clock he built. You know what would be awesome? If we taught this smart kid who likes to tinker that America hates him, and indeed, all Muslims, and wants to send him to jail. I can’t imagine how that could backfire.

Every Texan and Especially ever Texan Cop, thinks they are the star of their own action movie.

“Black skin and a Muslim name? Holy shit, this 14-year-old is clearly doing nothing but breaking the law 100% of the time. He is obviously not only a Jihadist Derka-Derka boy, but probably also deals crack and shoots people from his low-rider ‘64 Impala on his way to and from his radicalized Mosque”

Do people think they live in an action movie? do they think people make clocks out of scratch to make a freaking bomb?

“So, how could a six-foot-long chunk of airplane remain suspended beneath the ocean surface for a long period of time?”

It’s a control surface. It has some sort of aerodynamic shape. Because of this it can travel some depth below the surface just like an aircraft (which it was a part of) stays somewhere between orbit…

I’d rather have a short Top Gear than an extended Final Gear.