MattCotter
Matt Cotter
MattCotter

Aw, you got me. This is all part of our big gay agenda to build a gay Jalopnik space station in geosynchronous orbit around earth that will house the largest, most powerful Gaydar Emitter ever conceived by (gay) mankind.

I've fixed it for you with internet.

"Here's What the Tip of the Washington Monument Looks Like Up Close"

I knew it was too much to hope for a Mercedes-Benz 600. Sad.

The Italdesign Columbus was an absolutely brilliant vehicle. Definitely a minivan I would drive. Carbon fibre chassis, BMW V12 engine, VHS, etc.