I got tinfoil on mine right now.

Print Gaming news article;
Commentariat: “What the hell, you call that gaming news? I already knew about that!!!”

I was condescending, yes. Now watch me do it again, as I ask you to take a look at your original comment. Or is it cute when you do it?

It must be a real bummer for you that your nightly reading expectations were undermined by this woman's attack. That must be hard for you.

Looks like a Samsung, therefore it is now broken beyond repair.

Depends.

so much PEE.

Now I was impressed with the minecraft creation but even more so by this awesome nostalgia blast from the past!

well.. when his vision fades, we'll know why at least...

If the front fell maybe 1 m before hitting the wall, it would have taken it approximately 0.5 s. This means that the speed of the van must have been 8-10 m/s, which translates to 30-35 km/h (or approximately 20 mph).

Sure, but the "bike inside a tree" never gets old.

You're an idiot. It's much harder to craft a 13 minute monologue on one topic than quick throwaway jokes about a dozen topics. How bad is your attention span?

Why can't people just write songs, put them on records, and play them on stage? Is it that hard to just do that?

Personally, I loved that Joaquin Phoenix and Amy Adams didn't fall in love. I thought that's where the movie was going but instead, they remained friends, and that was kind of remarkable to me.