I think it’s pretty clear that The Book of Boba Fett was simply trying to bring to pass the enlightened predictions of Patton Oswalt in Parks and Recreation.

You talk like someone who’s never happened upon a discarded dildo while walking down the street before.

Very true. There are certain flavors and textures that I know will be automatic gag-inducers for my kid. In those cases, I substitute in something I know he’ll like or prepare it in a slightly different way for him. The ultimate goal being to get him to enjoy a wider variety of foods not make him hate zucchini forever.

Pretty much any suggestion that involves making mealtime a game is a bad idea. As is forcing a child to eat everything on the plate. Why anyone would want to instill a lifelong habit of eating past being full because there are scraps on the plate is beyond me.

She keeps the vault temperature right on the edge of 17° C

I can’t see Furret without thinking of this.

I think there is also a niche market for the 3DS itself that can last well into the future. There’s an incredibly deep bench of titles, especially with the virtual console. If you’re the type of person that likes to keep the Nintendo back catalog accessible without emulating, 3DS is still your best bet

This campaign makes 0 sense coming, as it does, on the tail of their anti-craft-beer (disguised as anti-beer snob) campaign set in the same universe. 

To level up substitute salt with MSG.

If you like that, you’ll love Furikake.

Is he racist just because he is white or because he is acting with an accent. Either choice it’s a very ignorant comment. The man you are calling racist is of french descent and was raised in Barcelona. I hardly think Italian is that far outside of those cultural influences that he shouldn’t be allowed to portray it.…

He really is... all that.

Too late. The most metal version of coffee already exists

Dear Papa John,

Speaking as A survivor of childhood sexual abuse, I will stand up for Gunn here.

*5 seconds later*

I now feel an intense need to drink one of these while watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I’d also place Krampus right next to Gremlins as “solid, kid-friendly PG-13 horror.”

As much as there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, wild game is about as ethical as it gets in my books. It doesn’t require wrecking wilderness to create farm land, cruelty to the animal, exploitative labour practices, or anything like that.