I'll take Michael Vick. He should kill at this event.

Always bet on hound

A whiff on the Northwest. Oregon is much more hostile toward Californians:

Why not on the moon? What time zone is the moon on?

Obviously he went to a "gumbo party" where he danced to "zydeco music" with "Cajuns" and then swam through an alligator-infested "bayou." Or, as New Orleanians call it, "Tuesday."

Later sportscast with a cameo from Boise State head football coach Chris Petersen.

That wrong isn't really a wrong because something far away and barely tangentially-related is MORE wrong!

Bosh would never say "shit" on record because he's from a time before public manners, you know, went extinct

Lot of good guesses in the 1970's Rollerball. Separate luxury booths with folks in suits, fans wearing team colours, 500 cameras, players moving around every year, shows devoted just to a single player.

Funniest part is that they filmed in Munich's arena that was used for the 1972 Olympic basketball, you can hear the…

This shall forever be known as the Flop Bowl

"And in the NFL today, an innocent bystander was violently ran over by a runaway Black Man."

Cardinals fans: Doing their best to make you forget that they wet themselves over Mark McGwire by pretending that they do things "the right way" for a decade.

As a lifelong Chicagoan, let me be the first to say FUCK YOU! I'm so sick of all these fake fans who just pretend to be all loyal and shit.

He is a bit "touched":

Meanwhile in left field, Matt Holliday pulled out the stud finder he carries everywhere and snickered as he pointed it at himself.

My junior year of college, at one point I had six different types of mustard, and NO ketchup. #RollMustard

Eli has one message to the haters.