BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd look that way too after nine innings of Cardinals fans telling me that I need the play guitar The Right Way, like those nice boys in Matchbox 20.

As time goes on... I'm wondering if there's a team in sports that doesn't have this type of stuff go on. Besides the St. Louis Cardinals of course.

They should change the name to Potato Skins. Because everybody can rally behind that.

Lawyer: And, Mr. O'Bannon, do you like Ice-T?

The judge doesn't see the point.

Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Rob Ryan.

At least they solved that whole, "No access to mass transit" issue by moving to Cobb County.

I think it's cool that The Cheesecake Factory is adding a stadium.

Anyone else have a strong desire to drink Mountain Dew, Play Tony hawk, and google that rumored Pam Anderson vacation tape?

I suggest you see the film, because you'll see it has the best special effect of all: love.

Action Hank?

I'm different.

Huh...Wait a minute.

Whatever. I'll start caring about Hank when he starts sliding into a giant vat of beer after every home run.

Surprised this is coming out already. Usually it takes Tallahassee forever to respond to a rape.

The first multiplayer frag I ever had was my mother (who also played Doom). I set up the two computers in my house to call each other and managed to get coop going in shareware doom. We were set up for deathmatch with monsters, but we played it co-op, eventually finding each other.

He then went up to the cashier and asked for a porno magazine, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a couple of panty shields, some illegal fireworks and a disposal enema.

@SI_PeterKing

King deleted the first tweet when he realized it had no legs.