Ah yes. The Fear Boner.

I feel like I'm reading a podcast. Which reminds me... Hey Kotaku... make a podcast!

Nope.

Didn't she support that whole #CancelColbert thing? Wierd.

Or, someone actually did this because there are actually fucked up people out there with actual hate in their hearts. Ya know, whatever.

He actually did.

That's some shitty shit.

I don't know why I come to Kotaku. 7 out of 10 times it's something I've already seen on Reddit.

I hope that no one ever buys these monstrosities. Filth! Pure filth!

I'm getting a serious Alan Silvestri vibe from this soundtrack. He did the new Cosmos and Contact.

For the movies, start with Batman Begins.

Man I don't even know anymore... I must've been thinking of MK3. My brain.

Oh you're right. I was thinking of Scorpion haha. Thanks.

"As if they'd do anything without him." Mortal Kombat II

Brink, and Brute Force. I KNOW.

Comedy is relative.

Seriously that'd be the only way I play that game.

To call something truly next-gen, I feel like it has to do things that wouldn't have been possible on a 360 or PS4. The only difference I see written here is that "it's prettier". Sure, it might be gorgeous, but what GAMEPLAY enhancements are there? I don't see much of any.

You're so edgy.

I get your point of view. However, while enjoying some "fluff", if I can walk away learning a thing or two, I'm all for it. I appreciate Tyson dropping some knowledge. I learn'd things!