Cue “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind (or other terrible nü-metal ballad circa 1998-2001 of your choice)

Hmmm it’s good...but this is definitely not the best thing I’ve seen today

From a certain point of view he does die. /Old Ben lies

I am here for whatever will bring more Madam Gao to my screen. (The Netflix Marvel villains have been killing it for the most part.)

Morgan’s ok.  The ‘Life is precious’ act is old, sure, but he’s still likeable. Rosita though? Holy hell. She’s turning into the new Lori.

Heapsters is an amazing name.

“Whoever can draw the Dark Saber from the stone shall become... oh bugger. It’s melted the stone again.”

She ain’t even going to reply to his texts I bet. Ezra got straight up Ghosted.

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

If I die and my family wants to make money off my likeness, what do I care? I am dead. What use is money to me at that point?

Honestly, I feel the reverse is true, I think Leia was done well, but every time I saw Tarkin it felt ‘off’.

I don’t get how people have issues with the CGI Leia. I thought she looked absolutely perfect, even after trying my hardest to find flaws during my 2nd and 3rd viewing. Tarkin was obviously more difficult to pull off since he has so much screen time, but multiple friends of mine (who aren’t avid Star Wars fans) and my…

Cast Stevie Nicks.

Rob Liefeld, Graham King, and Akiva Goldsmith are developing a series of interconnected movies based on Liefield’s work in the ‘90s-as-hell Extreme comics universe.

This is all that fucking gorilla’s fault.

Arguably my favourite part of Rogue One was how they (ever so slightly) weaved Rebels into the live action universe. Sure, it wasn’t much, but the little nugs that were there are enough to make me excited and cement Rebels as Canon (even though it already was, there’s a difference to me at least between it being said…

I wanna see a film all about Chirrut Imwe and Baze Malbus, just so we get more of blind Donnie Yen busting heads.

Your kid has flawless taste.

To say nothing of Anakin almost directly quoting President Bush’s “You’re either with us or against us” in RotS, only to be refuted by Obi-Wan with “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

Star Wars is the story of a young man who has a religious awakening and goes on a quest to battle the evil empire in an effort to bring back the old ways and Make the Galaxy Great Again. It’s a political message, but not necessarily the political message you want it to be.