lol, don’t take drugs and play internet at the same time.. only games.

That’s not how terminal velocity works.

That man has a family! Why would you do that?

Isn’t that falling with style, not running?

I thought they meant “Ren” when they referenced her last name as “Wren”. I had to Google that immediately. I was like, “They couldn’t reveal something about the Knights of Ren on the kiddy show, could they?”

Well, in the X-Files universe, The Lone Gunmen stopped a 9/11 style attack a few months before it happened in real life.

What possessed Fox to think this is a good idea?*

They kick the crap out of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” in every way imaginable.

Is it me or have they dialed the epic factor from 1 to 10? holy hell that gave me goosebumps. I was sceptical at first, but this cartoon keeps growing in scale and maturity. I’m all for it! :D

No, he’s just being one of the “Cool Kids™” for claiming not to like one of the best directors around today.

Or he could at least have told a dad joke before he died:

Fracas Maracas?

There was no mother. She was conceived by midichlorians and Luke gave birth to her. :D

Yeah, no movie is going to be perfect but I feel like The Force Awakens is, indeed, a perfect Star Wars movie. I loved every aspect of it.

If this movie bombs it’s going to wreck the US economy. I say that because apparently every manufacturer has devoted a large percentage of their factory time to creating Star Wars themed merchandise. If SW:TFA sucks, all that merch is going to sit on store shelves and tank every retailer.

That story itself features Dameron’s parents battling on Endor and even helping Luke Skywalker find a key piece of Jedi history.

Ok real talk.

So Dumbya’s grandma was an IllumiNaughty.

At some point, Kanan and Ezra have to die as well...