I'd like to see those button pushers do this

guess I'm getting a PS4 now

We are getting a big budget Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers movie but no Ducktails. Its a travesty.

A large part of Russia's homophobia stems from their negative population growth issues. No one ever mentions this.

Every time I see a clip of these monstrosities a piece of my otherwise decent childhood is destroyed.

The classical Renassiance Man's brain should be programmed to climax after his lady has, whether it is 5 or 50 minutes in.

What is all this, "could we, if you'd like to, maybe we could..."? This approach sounds horribly passive and leaves a lot of options to get turned down.

How about Batman's Awesome Arkham Adventure?

I've managed to stay alive playing for over a month now - maybe because I haven't looted or found a can of beans yet?

One of the best musicians of our time? No, he plays a lot of scaled and circular breathes and people with no musical training or ear think that's talent. Its crap...the utter worst kind of tasteless drivel and shit. He would be pulled from limb to limb in the neighborhood where I learned how to play. I know high…

Sounds so...dirty.

God I hate MegaBloks. I used to throw them across the room when I found a random piece tainting my Lego Box.

Actually the swipe up and away card feature is more like WebOS, not Android.

Pffff kids these days! Back in my day, we had to walk a mile to school and Luigi was a pixelated clone of his brother Mario. And Hell, they couldn't even jump on a turtle shell until Super Mario Bros. There was no pushing a button to escape death in a bubble.

Every Christmas I have a one hour conversation with my aunt, who is kindly shopping for my kids, explaining the difference between Nintendo systems with similar names - yes, you have a naming problem, and it didn't start with the WiiU.

Nintendo never owns up to their mistakes and doesn't seem to listen to their own market. They are like the stubborn teenager that thinks they know more than you.

Is that a 2DS in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Was hoping for a 250 USD price point but I'll pay 300 bucks to stop the kids whining. Worth every penny.

Niko was quite the ladies man...not surprised.

I've already bought this game on every console it is available on because kids.