Just have him switch from Clark Kent to Superman. How come we don't get any quality time with superhero's alter egos on video games?

My mom spanked me at the original Street Fighter II at the arcade in front of all my friends. We never played games together again. I was Blanka, she was Chun Li. I remember it like it was yesterday.

I think I just had a seizure.

Can't wait to call Microsoft and cancel my live account I haven't logged into in over 3 months.

I recently bought a low end but defend graphics card, plugged in my 360 remote for action games and bam...instant XBox killing machine. Haven't logged into Live in over a month.

Reminds me of Juan of Dead.

The lamestream American media is increasingly irrelevant and disconnected from anyone. Not suprised.

Francis, the greatest philosopher of our day.

What? Not only does your wife play games but she even has her own console? You lucky bastard.

Its been a nice long ride with Xbox. Already paying for 3 accounts for me and my kids. I'm not going to pay an extra "fee" to be able to access a game I already purchased for the entire family. This is ludicrous. I guess I'm going to have to get used to the Sony Playstation controller.

The new Xbox, which coincidentally looks like a VHS player from 1980 with a decapitated one-eyed Wall-E head attached to it, doesn't play used games. You have to pay a "fee" to use the game you bought for a second X-box live account. What a crock of shit. Def not family friendly - seems like the system was designed…

Who the hell keeps putting that woman on television?

You guys must not know a lot of directors lol

Seriously? Priorities people. I love gaming but when my business is hopping (as it is right now) I don't even log onto my Xbox live account or Steam.

He gained a valuable lesson and a dreadlocked banana. These things are priceless.

I've been using the Dorco 6 blade for several months now. Ill never go back to my fusion...its not a lightweight piece of crap like most cheaper brands. Fair warning don't use the precision trimmer in the back cause it will royally fuck you up.

Everyone knows Luigi is a real bad ass. He's the Chuck Norris of the video game world.

Yes, lets separate the character from Nintendo by painting the character blue and giving her a BACKWARDS MARIO CAP.

OMG OMG OMG! Someone pinch me!

Begrudgingly going Sony, I suppose. What a bummer. And yeah, this guy is a total douche.