Your wife is a victim of marketing. I assume she washes her face like one of those goddamn Neutrogena face wash commercials.

All of Cousin’s fans.

How tall is he?

That 2nd bartender looks the most ridiculous ever.

Needs more gify goodness

If Camden County sounds familiar, it’s because it’s frequently the location of those backwoods high speed chases shown on World’s Wildest Police Videos.

Does this man not know jet skis exist?

Isn’t the Duke 390 almost the same?

Damn, you added the same body and stripe colors as I did. I thought I was original!

Torch Manor?

“We just fired the best coach the team has ever had because he was a goddamn moron.”

One thing you didn’t mention is something like Ultimate Dining Package on Norwegian. My wife and I took a Norwegian cruise last year and received this as a free bonus when booking. It basically meant we could eat as many meals as we wanted at the majority of the nicer restaurants, rather than at the buffet for every…

Pretty sure this is that guy who has sex with his car.

When you get your first job out of college at Enterprise Rent-a-Car.

Based on your Mustang and Corvette comments, I see we have some drastically different opinions on some models.

If it makes you feel any better, my wife’s 2008 Chevy Malibu LTZ has had the same problem, twice.

From one big guy to another, there is nothing worse than a belt buckle digging into your gut when you are sitting.

Exactly. I love the GLK. This GLC looks lame as fuck. The GLK is the awesome MB version of my old Jeep Cherokee. The GLC is what your buddy’s pregnant-with-the-3rd-child wife drives, so fancy CR-V.

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