Damn this truck looks good.

So this is the same question you've answered on every single article since you showed up???

Women can't use Vaseline?

Only Will Smith is allowed to be a cop with a nice car? This guy just thought it was normal...

It's his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Haha, nice!

I dunno man, that 68 on Saturday is gonna fuckin ruin your weekend.

This guy???

"Educated preclear = maximum gain."

Fancy Malibu.

Claims adjuster or insurance salesman.

wat dis?

Someone somewhere definitely got caught when their family member/roommate/significant other busted in to tell them about 9/11, right?

eesshh

Stella and Peroni are my favorite beers. I can't stand the shame.

Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!:

Wendy Peffercorn

Visualize the boner.

Turn signals?

"She drove off. She did offer to give me her information, but the idea of having her in my life for one more second was intolerable."