I dunno man, that 68 on Saturday is gonna fuckin ruin your weekend.

This guy???

"Educated preclear = maximum gain."

Fancy Malibu.

Claims adjuster or insurance salesman.

wat dis?

Someone somewhere definitely got caught when their family member/roommate/significant other busted in to tell them about 9/11, right?

eesshh

Stella and Peroni are my favorite beers. I can't stand the shame.

Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!:

Wendy Peffercorn

Visualize the boner.

Turn signals?

"She drove off. She did offer to give me her information, but the idea of having her in my life for one more second was intolerable."

removed

Hahaha, like the word, "cheese," the GT-R has lost all meaning.

That's what I'm thinking. The grill looks like a Kia Optima.

I'm going with a Kia. Looks like an Optima grill.

*drops the mic*

God I love the Espresso. I gave mine some different wheels. Can't tell if you went with the two-tone interior as well, but I highly recommend it.