That's like telling Michael Phelps not to smoke weed after getting a silver medal.

Saw a guy driving a FR-S on the highway about 2 days ago.

When you repeat the same day over and over again, you start doing some weird things.

Agreed. So the one photo that would show that this car might actually exist as described is fake.

/entire Jalop staff takes shot of vodka

That's a bingo. Looks sick to me.

Awkward.

Glad he is someone else's problem. What a boner.

Agreed. It's more of an attack than a review. To state something like, "there is the slight problem of neither of them looking much of anything like their characters" is absurd. The actors both have many similarities in the face and body to their respective characters, even before makeup and possible beard growth to…

I work in customer service and we also have an office in Manila. These types of interactions are all too common.

Highschool graduation rehearsals are a fucking joke to begin with. This principal must be a huge prick.

I've had about 5. I regret nothing.

Yes. I'm sure it takes a genius like you, working at the prestigious Xbox customer service center in the US, to reset a password.

Installed Hellfire ICS ROM on my G2x last night. Amazing so far.

The Verizon Wireless call to heaven.

wait, the Brewers have bleacher seating? how pedestrian.

the perfect escape :)

That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to throw beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? THROW beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my…

I know, its like, who has ever heard of anything that carries people across the water?

I didn't get my prom date wet until after the dance. Zing!