If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

Meanwhile, we have high winds today in Illinois due to President Abraham Lincoln spinning in his grave.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

I’m Latino and gay... and couldn’t disagree more with your comment.

Even then, drawing back on my magazine editor days, I’d say that one doesn’t “lumber through a morass” while either “stunned or constrained.” Also, which is it? Even when you take the 3rd “or” out of the original phrase there, it still has that tone of someone swinging around hoping to land on an opinion.

“I don’t understand any of this, but I’m going to comment anyway! Here’s my hot take!”

Y’all should watch Z Nation instead. It is so fun, campy, and yes- smart!! It’s truly a zombie show for genre fans.

Really, dude? “Troll” on this site usually refers to the burner accounts who spam threads with racial slurs, photos of mutilated cats, dead infants, and gore/torture photos of murder victims. Or just photos of Hitler. It’s not like some blood-sucking billionaire hasn’t made it clear that he’s spending millions of…

you didn’t click through to read those articles did you? because one takes a handful of anecdotes that are almost all instances of clerical errors or mistakes involving generic sounding names of some dead people, and calls them “potential” fraud in a city with millions of legit votes cast over the decades.

Leave the oil. Take the cannoli.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

What? Again, I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is not about stealing jokes. You called her a hack. I said I was turned off by that. Now you want me to go searching the internet for some evidence to disprove some vague accusation you made of which I am not familiar? That is very fucking weird.

Again, you transparently have no idea what constitutes that particular logical fallacy so you should probably stop saying it so often. I mean, assuming you care about embarrassing yourself in public; maybe you don’t. Your contributions to this conversation so far make me wonder.

You came into a thread talking about how Amy Schemer handles hecklers well, and started saying she sucks as a comic and hey Maria Bamford. This isn’t an “argument” that people want to engage with you in, because its completely out of left field, it’s a dumb argument because all it is is opinions and of course we’re…

“Well, she’s kinda a hack.” So, you start with an ad feminem argument, and....

1) Obama has a functional FEMA who was on the ground quickly, whereas Bush did not. 2) The governor did not specifically ask Bush not to come - quite the opposite in fact. 3) The flooding during Katrina was not as widespread and getting a President into the city would not have shut down supply lines like it would for…

Nice try revising history. The problem with Bush was not that he “didn’t go to New Orleans right away.”