As terrible as it is to say, this is the only way the majority of people would have heard about her winning the award. We're a society that celebrates scandal, not books.

I think that's exactly the goal; break the tension. Otherwise, it's really hard to look the doc in the eye when he's done. The joke is his way of lightening the mood, like this isn't a big deal.

To be fair, these are people who still act like they are living 125-150 years in the past. Not too surprising they haven't adpated to the interwebz.

Ford is also a convicted sex offender, who was once featured on the NBC show To Catch a Predator

...he isn't already? Damn.

Sure, that would just be rude.

Eulyn Womble, the Costume Designer for The Walking Dead, is charged with creating unique character statements out of clothing that has to appear weathered or scavenged.

Isn't Dumb & Dumber 2 redundant at this point? I mean, there's just no way Jim Carey can compete with a younger generation that's leaner, meaner and willing to go that extra mile to be the stupidist dipshits on the planet.

Too late.

No offense, but you officially outed yourself as being "old" when you chose that screen name.

I'll see your quote, and raise you with "If you don't play the game, you don't get to write the rules."

To be fair, the Little Sisters of the Poor are just protecting their livelihood. Free contraception could lead to fewer babies born to the poor. If we run out of the poor, what will the nuns do then?

Her conclusions were pretty weak. She ignored evidence that he was in France for the murders, and the DNA testing she paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for didn't pan out. She admitted she had no theories on who the murderer was until a year before the book came out.

One viewer accused the BBC of "wanting to become a porn channel...

And this is pretty damned close to "don't lock your door, people shouldn't rob you".

Your own.

And then the people who are bored because they can't troll the comments section with rape gifs anymore can move on to "communicating" with people's employers?

"During college, I worked at the local pizza place to pay the bills.

Damn, that's gonna take forever to knock out with a ball-peen.

On a related note, this is why text links on websites should include the underline, not just making the text a different colour. If the link is a button or in navigation, go ahead and make it pretty. But if you're adding a link in the body of text, give the colour-blind a little love and keep the underline. (The…