Personally, I'm all about the base.

Hercules. Cause I want myive-action version of Meg. Meg is the best, but she's ostracized by Disney cause unlike all the other Princesses, she's not a virgin. Worse - she's divorced.

A glutenous foam made possible by the excremental gases of a fungus: this is our bread.

Thank you yeast beasties!

Mezcal is technically made from several agaves. Most mezcal is from the domesticated Espadin but there are also wild agaves that they make mezcal from including Cerrudo, Madre Cuishe, Karowinski, Tobala, etc.

Rats are nearly universally disliked

Challahcaust bread?

Uber, I thought you'd like to see this. Look what you did to her google. Look at it.

Would be an improvement

In further news, John Green and Hank Green have announced that they are taking over all Advanced Placement curricula from the College Board.

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING

Growing up a mile from the McDonald's you mention in Merrimack, NH, and this being a childhood destination! I could tell right away where it was when i saw the ad. Also this did NOT go out of business, simply built a new location around the corner directly off the highway. I would say 1 Mile away, the entire staff got…

Doesn't believe in magic? Ow. "I was so drunk I could of sworn I turned into a bear. Nah."

According to Phineas and Ferb, Isabella is scientifically the cutest in their world.

Yes Carol of the Bells is a definite top 5 traditional christmas song. Its omission is yet another example of Deadspin's rank philistinism.

Does the rocket launch at the end make this one count as science fiction/fantasy?

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

Yeah, they can't handle shit. I say stuff like, "I have jalapenos for breakfast" (literally, jalapenos, tortillas, cheddar cheese = lazy breakfast and I'm too lazy to find the N with the saldana on my keyboard) and they're going OMG JALAPENOS SO HOT HUURR.

The Discworld. If you don't like the series you're broken inside.