So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.

I agree about RAW tomatoes, but I love pizza and spaghetti sauce, so I file them under 'delicious cooking item/ a banal and watery horror as a standalone'.

I was doing okay until I saw Evan Rachel Woods' tweet that just said "Genie, you're free" and then I fucking lost it.

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

Do you know I never called today. I totally forgot. Robin Williams' suicide threw me for a loop. We performed at the pre-show last night for the Anti-Suicide/Depression Awareness Comedy Benefit at the Improv in Hollywood (musical act in the lounge before the comedy benefit). I sang a song I wrote in April about three…

Bless your heart. I had a retropharyngeal abscess in 2012. I spent a lot of time choking on and spitting up mucous as my throat closed before the ICU docs diagnosed me and I had 3 surgeries. That constant mucous/choking/spitting was horrible and scary. To this day I still have to be careful because if I upset the acid…

The pineapple thing makes me so sad. It smells soooooo good and looks so pretty. When I went to Hawaii it was Everywhere. Everyone looked slightly offended when I would leave all of the beautiful pineapple on the plate :( My poor mom is allergic to honeydew melon (as is my best friend). Luckily I can eat all melons!

"Politically correct" is a term used by people who want to be assholes without getting called out on their assholery.

In response, Dungy issued the following statement:

Well, the first wing is free, and since each boss drops its own card upon defeat, and each wing gives a card for its completion, you can get at least 4 of them (3 bosses in the wing I believe). Plus, if any of those bosses have class challenges associated with them, that will probably give you access to those ones too.

This is the part where I bring up that this song is probably his most obscure parody, one such that most people don't even know that it's a parody to begin with.

And UHF, an unheralded classic

Weird Al has amazing adaptability. Granted, it's slightly easier when your parodying the current popular hits rather than creating them yourself, but to be able to seamlessly fit into pretty much any genre of music is really impressive. Even moreso being able to do that over a 35 year period. A lot of credit to his…

Meet you all back here in 11 minutes?

Dont forget his recent cameo on Epic Rap Battles of History:

Those Mayans really knew what's up!