Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

Agreed!

Based on the headline alone, I thought Aramark was pioneering a new program to serve prepared insects as a source of protein in prisons. I actually thought it was a really interesting pioneer program (opt-in for prisoners) since bugs are really good from a nutrition perspective and also a cheaper source of protein.

Reminded me of this:

Because marriage is a legal contract which binds two people in various ways including property and finances. The question should be why do churches and religious people get to have a say in a legal contract?

Honestly, Klinnsmann is doing no different than most Euro coaches would do. Anyone who follows English or Spanish or some other Euro pro league sees guys do this all the time.

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I'm not really a super emotional person, but this really got me. I'm coming out of a very long period of severe depression following a sexual assault, and this line really spoke to me:

I think this one's my favorite:

Only the father was arrested?

It boggles my mind that only the father was arrested.

That was a goddamned masterpiece.

Go to Amazon. I don't know if it was one of us but check out the review titled "The Brown Wedding." Best Review Ever.

Thank you for this! I'd like to think she just told him a dirty joke.

Which kind of makes it more adorable, because they weren't helping a celebrity. In their minds, it was just a person in need of help.

Looks like a few of these are in order:

Nothing (Paleo, Atkins, WW, Jenny Craig) is a "magic bullet". I hate people who tout whatever diet they are on as "the way" to health. BS. It's just like people who are convinced Crossfit or P90X or running or yoga is the best form of exercise. As long as you are moving around, eating healthy foods and being…

"I didn't know what they were"

Good thing the NBA didn't do that, then.