I'm not really a super emotional person, but this really got me. I'm coming out of a very long period of severe depression following a sexual assault, and this line really spoke to me:

I think this one's my favorite:

Only the father was arrested?

It boggles my mind that only the father was arrested.

That was a goddamned masterpiece.

Go to Amazon. I don't know if it was one of us but check out the review titled "The Brown Wedding." Best Review Ever.

Thank you for this! I'd like to think she just told him a dirty joke.

Which kind of makes it more adorable, because they weren't helping a celebrity. In their minds, it was just a person in need of help.

Looks like a few of these are in order:

Nothing (Paleo, Atkins, WW, Jenny Craig) is a "magic bullet". I hate people who tout whatever diet they are on as "the way" to health. BS. It's just like people who are convinced Crossfit or P90X or running or yoga is the best form of exercise. As long as you are moving around, eating healthy foods and being…

"I didn't know what they were"

Good thing the NBA didn't do that, then.

This is awesome... and creative and disgusting.

And, if you insist on boiling your vegetables (shudder) at least do something with the potlikker. You just cooked all the water-soluble vitamins out of your vegetables— for God's sake don't throw it down the drain now.

XenoBLADE! Xenosaga is another RPG (which is better in my POV) Anyway, I can understand the confusion but still... 2 different games ;)

I think she at least educated one person on the planet. (That would be me in this case). I never even thought about forced reproduction on plantations. [Yes, the dumb... it burns with this one] So, if one of her points was to educate the uneducated, she succeeded. Admittedly it was in the arena of humor, but this…

One of my dad's BFFs got kicked out of a buffet restaurant—after his return from Vietnam, poor bastard—because apparently he was eating ALL THE THINGS. His tour of duty had left him a bottomless pit, poor kid. (Who is like 70 now, so...)

It's like this whole thread is my brain speaking to me! I love you people!

You know the secret to an awesome grilled cheese? Use mayo instead of butter on the bread. I am not shitting you.

I don't believe giving an article a title that is a question is, in and of itself, a discussion proposal. Isn't ignoring the author's thoughts and using the one-phrase title of an article as your own soapbox more disingenuous?