There was that girl who played Winnie Cooper on the Wonder Years who is now a mathematician and author. But it's true, statistically they're a depressing group.

If there's one thing Cutler can throw, it's a party.

Georgia lawyer here. If it's unwanted oral sex, it's probably aggravated sodomy, which is no joke. The sentencing range for that offense is 25-50 years, the first 25 of which are non-parolable. Aggravated Child Molestation is the same, 25-50 years with the first 25 in prison with no parole. So yeah, this is pretty…

Wait wait, are you guys on Doc's side on this one?

Ugh please no. I could eat my own body weight in carbonara and still keep coming back for more. My dress size couldn't handle it.

don't forget Primus.

Hmm I dunno, P seems pretty solid. P. Diddy/Puff Daddy, Pink, Pitbull, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pop will eat itself, Peter Gabriel, Paul McCartney, Paramor, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Papa Roach, Pet Shop Boys, Police, Paul Simon, Phil Collins, Phish, Pigface, Patsy Cline, Perry Como, Paul Anka, etc. That's a pretty varied group…