Have you seen the Cuyahoga river? There is no mystery.

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Sheriff Joe? Yeah we in AZ hate him as well. Thank god he only has one county of jurisdiction. I still say one day when I am bored (and win the lottery) I'm going to drive there and punch him in the face.

In a way yes since maggots while free detract from the overall meat content that Aaramark seems to shoot for. Hell most of their products could be labeled corn.

Oh my if you find that I would so love to read that.

And the thing is it would trump what Aramark is probably serving them which is likely full of filler and woefully lacking in nutrition.

Ugh Aramark is the worst. I have had to deal with them in the past and the attention to detail is mind numbingly lacking. I think I could make food on my garage floor that would not only be more appetizing but more sanitary.

Odds are if the EB eggs are easier to crack open they are not feeding them..... wait for it..... eggshells.

12 Step program to Sober is my guess not karma list like My Name is Earl.

Well Riot Grrrl was mainly punk so not surprised you would have missed out on them never mind your age. Also mad props for Utena and K/J - Pop girl groups. I love them as well and not ashamed to admit it.

And fun fact. According to research women (and men) with large muscular butts make the best athletes. Importance of Buttocks to Athletes

Wish I could star this more. If you are attractive, sure I might sneak a glance but to so perv out on someone (male or female) is mind boggling.

Sigh the fact that there will be some men that take that as an invitation to spout BS annoys me to no end. And the fact that I cannot smack them for saying that REALLY annoys me.

Captain Licksalot is the perfect name for a documentary on harassment.

Ok I know it's a joke but damn if I am not going to trying and make a Gruyere biscuit.

Actually it's more appropriately in the middle of hunting country. It's right on I-70 just west of Vail, CO and is actually a gorgeous area of the Rockies.

Yeah, When I worked fast food there used to be all kinds of crazy name tags that people would come up with, well none this offensive, and every single one of them was in the fucking break room and never worn on the floor or around ANY customer. Note they were all made by the individual themselves. If someone made one…

I just want to commend you on helping a worthwhile charity in the Humane Society. I'm an animal lover (hence the username) and love when the Humane Society and ASPCA get helped instead of a heinous organization like PETA. So thank you for doing your part. If I am ever in your neck of the woods I will stop in just to…

Is it odd that when I saw the swinecraft one I thought of a man cave made out of hams with bacon wallpaper a pulled pork carpet, and rib furniture?

Well I don't even want to Google that. Afraid I might be put on a watch list of some sort.