True but sadly he did it better than Will.

Actually we do know fuck-all about you. You are a self absorbed pretentious ass, that thinks he knows fuck-all about everything. *Wait what's that? Oh this is Deadspin?* Well carry on then.

Sigh. Welcome to an advanced vocabulary.

Danica McKeller is her name. Graduated summa cum laude from UCLA with a degree in Mathematics. Has written 4 books focused on encouraging middle school and high school girls to have confidence and succeed in mathematics.

Works better being told then written but meh.

And the one fans are waiting for.

86.3-48.58 / Jay 2010

Take a Knee

Motley Threw

Actually that was from his rampant cocaine use and freebasing. And there were rumors that he would get fully erect with men. But a lot of speculation out there. And I can't believe I know this utterly worthless piece of information. Carry on... Nothing to see here.

http://www.amazon.com/Steven-Raichle… or similar. Just make sure they are nice and wide and flat so the impaled objects don't spin.

Yum grilled potatoes. Try it with sweet potatoes as well just turn more frequently. I accept cash gifts as thanks.

YIKES unless it's a sauce that simmers forever please do not use this. If you don't want to chop the garlic just smack the shit out of it with a pan and toss it in.

Spices ranked 10-1

Gah I sound like a neanderthal. Me cook good. Should be it's so good, with it, and gods* Yay me. I hit the trifecta of fuckups. Gah and your not you.

Posted this in a response to another comment but it so good I had to share. Mix soy sauce, garlic, ginger, sambal oelek, and miso. Glaze the chicken thighs with them and then scream you food orgasms to the god of your choice.

I wouldn't brine the thighs. They are pretty flavorful on their own so just add the seasoning directly to the thighs. Or do what I do and coat them in a soy/miso glaze. Very tasty and easy. Just mix soy sauce, ginger, garlic, sambal oelek, and miso paste together and then brush on the skewered chicken thighs.

Pictured. Prince Fielder signaling the beginning of the demolition of Tropicana field.

Bah won't let me edit. Should say not "really" glutinous. In a pinch it can be used but very much not recommended. Hence minor correction.

Minor correction. Arborio (or really any risotto rice) is not glutinous. Glutinous rices are sticky and clump something arborio defiantly does not do.