Leave classical music out of this.

The one that got me was.

Gah and Psy if you want to go K-Pop. Seriously I think P wins

Fuck And I forgot Public Enemy. I fail.

Gah you are right. I will now go flog myself to the beat of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

Hmm I dunno, P seems pretty solid. P. Diddy/Puff Daddy, Pink, Pitbull, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pop will eat itself, Peter Gabriel, Paul McCartney, Paramor, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Papa Roach, Pet Shop Boys, Police, Paul Simon, Phil Collins, Phish, Pigface, Patsy Cline, Perry Como, Paul Anka, etc. That's a pretty varied group…

You could substitute butter (softened of course) for the mayo. It's just fat to make it smooth. Heck any fat would work.

Ok then do this. Pulse the veggies (saves on knife work and still leaves them chunky), Then pulse the cheese and fat. And then fold the two together. Also if you have a gas stove you can roast the peppers over the flame and shave some time and get even smokier roasted peppers.

If you toss it all in as chunks (cheese, veggies, etc) it actually comes out pretty smooth and blended.

You could probably chuck it all in a food processor and blend for 2 minutes to get an even more hummus like texture. Might need to adjust the amount of mayo and cube the cheese instead of shredding it, but I think it would turn out quite awesome.

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True I prefer Olive Oil as well but Canola is a very safe and healthy oil. Just very bland.

No you cannot poach in fat. But man that would be tasty

Shit if you want speed just buy a counter-top griddle and cook eggs, bacon, and toast all at the same time.

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Actually the breed of rapeseed used to make Canola oil is a genetically modified version that contains less than 2% erucic acid and is therefore not toxic to humans. Wild rapeseed oil however is much higher in erucic acid and if consumed in LARGE quantities may cause heart damage, although newer studies are now…

Was it the aliens giving him power, or the power of the Tin foil grill protecting him?

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Ok, I get the whole idea of railing against the preconceived notions of cooking, basketball, (insert pet peeve) idea but holy jesus. Your first paragraph just screams I got a thesaurus and and new dictionary. Which seems to be everything you are against. Are you trying to be the everyman that doesn't care about the…