where the fuck did she find yellow gloves

Photoshop of horrors, 1832 edition.

Bitch better have my honey!

It looks like scrambled eggs...

Joni’s Mitchell’s voice has provided me so much joy and comfort in some of the highest and lowest moments in my life. Whatever happens, I hope she is peaceful and not in pain. And knows how many lives she touched.

“You have to deal with people treating you like a surrogate mother/daughter/sister/spouse even when you’re actually just two people who met three months ago and share a windowless office in the marketing department of a mid-level law firm in Indianapolis.”

Cynic checking in. I’m having a shit week.

I just spit out my Friday 4:15 p.m. wine. Nicely done.

We’re veering very close to Muppet territory here with the fillers.

That is badass and amazing!!! But you don't need a fancy party to wear it. You just need to go meet with a dashing burglar to convince him to steal your father's (forged) statue from a museum. (And now I have to go watch How to Steal A Million because young Peter O'Toole and Audrey Hepburn are damn perfect.)

I LIVE IN LA! I WANT THE JOB. I AM AN AWESOME TYPER AND I HAVE THE SHORT STUBBY NAILS OF A MOUNTAIN TROLL PLUS I AM AWESOME.

I am in the los angeles area and i absolutely aggressively volunteer right now

plastered across the F train which featured “an image of a movie poster depicting the face of a woman in the throes of ecstasy

This is pretty horrendous. It's a poor woman's Avril Lavigne song.

So freaking true. My eyes are rivers.

This is emotionally NSFW.

Made me cry because that is how I felt after one of my best friends suddenly died last year. After the funeral I sat on the couch in the apartment I shared with him and his wife and said out loud, "He isn't in that cemetery. He is at the doctor or someplace, and he's waiting for me to come pick him up. But I don't…

This is sort of perfect. Just lovely.

These are all wonderful. I wonder how they manage to find the one makeup counter person who doesnt do full-out drag queen. I always seem to get the MAC employee who lives and dies by cake face and neon.