I demand she become a Rachel Dratch character.

As an evil fucking sociopath, I eat hot dogs made of people.

You got to know when to fry 'em
And when to shy 'em
Know when to eat the brats
And when to run
You never cop to diarrhea
When you're sittin' at the table
They'll be time enough for poopin'
When the gorging's done

Someone needs to tell her that Lauryn Hill was sued because she in fact was not the sole author behind The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

This is amazing, and his last name is perfect. A cantor is a Jewish synagogue singer.

Fuck, can't we just be excited about something? Geez.

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From now on everyone should please refer to my husband as my "consort," thanks.

The real problem with #4 is that whoever formatted the page put #5 on the same line when each question had its own line before that point. Sloppy editing can and will lead to confusion.

Newman!

On top, he looks like a girl in eighth grade going to her first Model U.N. conference. On the bottom, he looks like someone you would catch masturbating in a Whole Foods.

OK. Let me get this straight. The word is SHE-MAIL and was announced when the contestants received a message from RuPaul while dressed as a woman. I have also adopted the sound as my mail notification ringtone. Not once did I consider that SHE-MAIL was offensive or was even slightly a double entendre and could be…

No, of course not. That is the opposite of what I am trying to say - which is, that we should not jump to any conclusion.

The last guy should have worn a speedo. Just saying.

Can't leave this clip out if we're talking McConaughey.

Yes there is: Put That Shit Away.