I missed the memo on traveling with an ornate fan. Dang.

So, two things Jezebel, as far as editing goes: the word “dead” is rather crude for an obituary-cum-accident announcement, especially for someone of such standing and age. Two, considering his wife died as well and in an equally tragic way, is there a reason you couldn’t see to include her in the title?

appalling behavior? Why, I call that an average Tuesday.

Pretty sure the Eloi in the 1960s version of the Time Machine would’ve worn that crystal headpiece given the chance.

Anyone else feeling major Tom Tom Club vibes from Little Boots? Anyone want to mash it up with Genius of Love for me and be my friend forever?

I like the lego analogy so much.

Went out to dinner with a guy last night. Downtown, we pass a girl on the way to a club. We see a guy pull up slowly behind her, lean out of his SUV and say, “Hey girl, how are you. Them legs, man, them legs.”
The guy I’m with says to me, “Ugh, that’s sick. How does he think that’s okay?”

I’m thinking, Wow, this is…

I think they call this “violent contouring”.

Are you familiar with mccallspatternbehavior.tumblr.com because if not you need to be right now.

Gotye’s started out as just spots too. We all know how that went.

These two though...

I move to rename this article “Sloppy Seconds Gets a Superscript”

Justin: '89 huh? Let's see...God, do you remember seeing me? You would've been 4 when I was a Mouseketeer!
Ryan: ... I was hosting American Gladiators then!

Taylor and Justin: silence.

Nick: Did someone say Disney?

All: NO.

Rihanna's get-up taken straight from the costume room for Truck Turner. Better hope Dorinda doesn't find out...

FYI—Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics (aka OCC) lip tar in "Tarred" is sold out on their website but can be found via eBay. It's really cool stuff because a) it stays put b) you can use it for a black lip or c) you can apply a light coat over a color you're already wearing to darken it.

While I pretended they were ewoks.

Barbara Streisand 1977 was actually designed by Cousin It.

I'm the chick with the blue mascara! Ulta only cares Butter London and Nyx now. There used to be so much blue mascara. So sad. Blue tear.

I'm dying on those cheekbones. GAWD.

Never have I ever laughed to the point of tears on Jezebel, but tonight Ellie and Sugarhill, you have done it for me.