so...Adrienne's wardrobe from Rocky, basically.

Who knows the Brony fanbase might really run with this...
Where's College Humor when you need them?

My college acapella group performed at his coed frat party at which he was a guest alum. There was an open mic after our performance and he talked about his current work with a volunteer organization that I'd worked with some years before (Americorps). I was drawn like a moth to flame. He was attracted to me in…

I have relationship dreams, but they often center around one of my guy friends making terrible life decisions in terms of their partner.
My most common recurring dreams involve cars, bridges/piers and drowning. For example, I'll be driving in a fog or lots of traffic on a bridge, try to avoid an accident, then go over…

The pubescent voice-cracking chorus is going to be incredibly popular among my middle school students. Good to know what my next three months is going to sound like. (*makes note to buy earplugs*)

Belts. Especially for my dresses (head nod to the girl with the dress closet, me too!). All kinds of materials, all widths, all buckle styles. I even constructed a belt hanging plaque so I can use them as like, wall art...

also eyebobs.com

and...I'm a little sorry for being a facilitator. But only just a little.

there's also a male chest/torso at the top that doesn't seem to continue elsewhere...

James Franco does it better: http://stylefavor.com/james-franco/j…

yeah, what is this?

It's a good thing George Carlin checked out before seeing this list.

Technically released in 2012, but I think the video for it was the beginning of this year: Trinidad James' "All Gold Everything"

J.P. Donleavy's novel "The Onion Eaters" has a character with three testicles, but that's the closest similarity I've found in any of my reading...

My town's local production of "The Tempest" has the perfect Caliban suitor for her.

About Stephanie Leigh Schlund's dress: Can someone please tell me why all the "embellished" dresses in the world seem to have an anatomically-placed pattern that mimics the fallopian tubes? Whenever I see them it makes me think of an art major's Victorian take on organs (which I'd be completely cool with if it was on…

Okay, late 20-something me goes to the dentist last week. My female dentist, who I've been going to for a couple years, ends my cleaning with, "You know, it's not too late to get braces. They would help the asymmetry of your face." What.The.Fuck. If this is what dentists are saying to their female patients then no…

Sadly, not surprised. This same thing happened at my work too. The organization that donates money to us to fund our classrooms asked us to make regular payroll donations to them. I cried to the point of laughing at the audacity and heartlessness of it.

but is it a snuggie or a slanket?

As a teacher, I know first-hand how the Life Skills classes have been reduced to rubble. In the past decade they, like the arts classes (visual arts, band/orchestra, drama, a/v production etc), have been cut away as being "unnecessary" for the standardized tests now given. This past year also saw the creation of a…

gladiator sandals. Nuff said.