hahaha

Kansas City and fatherhood have really taken a toll on you, huh man?

Hmm.

Haha! You taped the bumper stickers! Couldn’t even pretend to be serious about that one.

Speaking of middle aged dudes I would bone...

That was my knee-jerk response, buuuuuuuuut I do love a head massage.

Dear god, I read that as “fisting” not “fishing”, and I was a little traumatized for you.
Still sounds pretty bad though.

Those are American. Californian, originally.

'Murican, sadly.

This is what I came here to say

And yet it’s owned by the Italians. And yet, there are likely Chinese electrical components. And yet the rubber for the tires was grown in southeast Asia. And yet the steel was I DON’T CARE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT: AMERICA. I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF MY HEMI OR SEE YOU THROUGH THE TIRE SMOKE.

It’s China. That’s what it is.

Because Russia hasn't a clue what to do.

It’s loud, fat, overpowered, and awesome. It doesn’t care what anyone thinks. It eschews your hippie regulations and quiet sensibilities. This car and its brother are America.

Nothing says America like a Ford F-150, even though I’m not a fan of Fords can’t argue against that fact.

Next question

Nah, Series 22 was a return to form.

The trips to Australia, Canada, and the car reviews were quite great.

Top Gear was a great show, but people worship it as if it was the pinnacle of all automotive TV and its not. At best it was tolerable in my opinion. Clarkson was old and May and Hammond let him run the show like it was called Jeremy Clarkson’s Top Gear. The only thing that really made it great was seeing celebrities…

Uh oh... you just poked a bear. The M3/M4 fans that have never driven one will now be here to chew your head off!

Lately I feel as though the M3 doesn’t really even measure up to the M3. It needs to be like 500 lbs lighter, and smaller, with probably around 400 hp. More is fine, but it’s gravy. A 2011 1 series M will still cost you near 60k. Not just because it’s rare, but because it’s bonkers fun to drive, and there are very few…