Roadkill is good. The 24 Hours of LeMons is good. Roadkill did LeMons. This is good.
"Hell ya brah... We'll be all over Twitter and YouTube..."
It's also not actually an assault rifle.
Saying that you'd rather drive an Avenger than a Legacy is just exaggeration for exaggeration's sake. No one would make that choice.
So does Cadillac.
People forget that it was the replacement for the military Jeep. It was not designed as a weapon platform or as an APC. It is a horrible civilian vehicle, but it did what it was designed to do.
The Tahoe does look more intimidating, however.