Not appropriate man...

thank god she's okay

he's probably friends with this guy, of powersliding parallel parking electric kids' car fame...

The sidebar provided me with an answer.

Because uterus.

Ok, so this might seem odd, but I'm a pro gun (anti gun control, if you will) guy, and I would like to commend this article. It's way too ironic not to report it, but it avoids beating you over the head with politics. I agree a reasoned debate over gun violence is necessary and would be a positive thing. It's nice to…

I get the symbolism in play, but, to me, this adding anything to the gun debate is a little stupid. There's no real connection between what happened here and the big issues related to guns, aside from the fact that this particular race happened to have NRA sponsorship. In other words, I don't think the major…

It almost feels like this story was lifted from the Onion.

One of these. Start driving one all summer long beginning around age 9 or so and you'll grow up to have an understanding of motor vehicles from top to bottom. Then rebuild 4 or 5 cars from the ground up, including your own first car to enhance the overall experience.

THIS! I would rather buy a Ford built in Mexico, than a Toyota built in the US, because even though workers are building the Toyota in the US, all the engineering, administration, and headquarters are located in Japan, so if I would buy the Toyota, most of my money would end up in Japan. If I buy the Ford, most of…

If they smart they would let you use your own Damn music I'm sick of the same tracks over and over!

NOO! Such bad timing. Couldn't it wait until after finals?

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, and I'm all over the place.

The whole review could've easily been 5 minutes of him going "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"They shouldn't"

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World has always been at the top of my favorite movies list ever since I saw it when it first came out in '63. It's a must-see for any Jalopnik.

E38 7-series with "look-at-me" rims and a trashed interior.

I'm sure the majority of them ride in one of these:

Probably just living in Atlanta is enough of a reference...