I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I approve

Are we sure the car doesn't belong to a Bronco? That red zone defense is laughably easy to penetrate.

Um, pretty sure this is Gilbert's jet. Smh that other one looks nothing like it.

I know that's you LeBron.

Bobby Knight was right, Jeremy Schaap will never reach the prestige of his father if he continues to be such an intrusive sideline reporter.

It's a shame, since that's where all the kids are.

And then there is this guy.

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

Fracture Park.

RA Derek graduates this spring and goes on a job interview. Hiring manager glances at his resume— exactly the same as every other kid who just graduated— and, searching for anything to discuss with this 22 year old in the too-big suit, sees UConn.

PLEASE BE QUIET! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO MASTURBATE!