if w/ camera, YES please. if w/ gun, no thank you. if w/ water gun, only the 2nd half.

Can I please shoot your wedding. KTNXBYE.

REPENT NOW OR BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY ON THE BARREN WASTELAND THAT WAS ONCE CALIFORNIA

One hundred thousand.

And of course a really advanced girl will do both at once. Surprise!

I have no clue but I remember back when I was in high school (so 10-14 years ago) it was all about that taint.

So, she's saying tandem nude sleeping is out, also? Is it impossible? Am I a unicorn!?!

Quick, let’s list the worst places to get sex advice from!

My grandmother is 86, and she is a very conservative Italian-American Catholic. And even she told me, ever since I was a little girl - “Don’t you ever think a man has the right to hurt you, in bed or otherwise. No matter what the circumstances, if you say no and he still tries, Friday, you just punch him straight in…

Damn, that’s an ugly baby. I said damn, that’s an ugly-ass baby.

The first thing I thought when I saw him was of the Mighty Boosh episode where Howard has to fight killeroo. FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT....

Some departments are like that :( ugh and some are more relaxed. It depends on the university, department and subject. Harvard Business School? Yes strict business formal (though even there I would argue that pantsuit is totally fine). University of New Mexico Public Health? I did not even wear a suit (my insider…

Anyone giving up on GOT (or even if you’re not) should check out Hannibal...the best show on television. Occasionally disgusting but not nearly as violent as GOT. And certainly not boring.

wtf kind of crazy double standard nonsense is this.

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

they turned away people with medical. conditions. it’s an absurd rule to every possible degree.

I resent the idea that flat shoes are somehow less formal than heels. If that was so, then make men wear them too. Or pull your ass into the 21st century, stupid cannes people.

I watched it at this theater on the Upper West Side where you can reserve individual seats. I live nowhere near the Upper West Side. After the movie let out, I just wandered around for like 45 minutes in a daze. It’s incredible.

I legitimately could not form words to answer my brother-in-law’s question of “How was it?”. The only thing I could think of was when a bomb goes off in a cartoon character’s face, and they’re standing there wide-eyed, covered in soot with their hair blown straight back. That was how I felt, and the words to describe…

Seriously, though, Mad Max is great and actually feminist. It is always fun to make fun of MRAs, but they are not wrong that Mad Max directly confronts their world view. Who killed the world? They did, with their toxic masculinity.