MaskedEggplant
MaskedEggplant
MaskedEggplant

You know, I’m having a pretty shitty “nothing will ever be good” kind of day... but this made it just slightly better.

It’s mostly a joke because that seems to be the way that a lot of people react to these problems. It’s women’s issue, not the dudes who do the harassing. [I don’t know if that makes sense, I have bourbon in me.]

Well, you know, if you’re a woman and you don’t want to be harassed, just don’t go online. Or outside. Or really do anything.

Were people mad at Miley? Because I feel like I remember most of the ire being directed toward Robin Thicke...

Hm. Still weirdly into Casey Affleck.

I feel like my opportunity to do this passed me by.

If only I had known this was a completely reasonable thing to do.

I feel like she probably believes that going to jail is the right thing to do. Like it somehow justifies her decisions and probably makes Jesus love her more or something.

Dumb question - isn’t Charon quite a bit darker than Pluto? How much illumination can we expect from it?

I believe you’re missing the part about the different developers. You have not time traveled.

Is Cosmo still doing weird shit like, “Bite his dick!” and “Put a pipe cleaner up his ass!”?

That’s a good idea. I’ll need to do some poking around at the places I may end up applying to. Hopefully I’ll end up in a situation where I can be at least semi-comfortable. Thank you for the advice!

This kind of thing scares me. I’ve heard things like this before - needing to wear heels and a skirt for professional things in academia - and as a genderqueer, masculine-leaning person getting their PhD, I have no idea what to do when I’m on the job market. Is it as strict as people make it out to be? :/

Hah! First person who came to mind for me, too.

I think I was about 14 (2002?) and I was with my mom in the mall. I was wearing really baggy, huge clothing and this much MUCH older guy (probably in his 60s?) was making eyes/faces at me when I walked by the jewelry store he was working in. I still feel gross.

If I had the money, I would 100% marry a rando just to have this happen.

If I eat enough while wearing lipstick, it becomes ombre. >.>

I always feel like I'm a little messed up because every time arguments about the death penalty come up, I can't help but feel like it isn't a real punishment. That may be because I have a more positive view of death than most people (again... a little messed up), but it just seems like letting someone off the hook

Geek Chic Cosmetics has some kind of fun lipstick type things (I have a purple from them that I love... it also tastes like cake). They're also a company that produces vegan products, if that was factoring into your desire to shop at Lime Crime at all.

A lot of that might be cultural norms though? I mean, in a country where circumcision is the norm, a lot of guys feel weird if they're not circumcised. Were you doing this in a country where most men were circumcised or where most men weren't?

My story is not great and probably realistically doesn't even meet the requirements for this, buuuut...