Um, who asked you? It's not "giving up our own power" to ask that people refrain from being sexist dipshits to us. Do you somehow think that women diminish our own accomplishments by pointing out the obstacles that were and are in our way? FUCK that. "Society" doesn't just magically change on its own—the status quo…

You can be ranked 7th in the entire world in your chosen sport but first and foremost you are a pretty little object who gets asked to "twirl" around by some guy. Remember ladies, no matter what we do and how much success we get we're still just pretty little breathing objet d'art, both ornamental and worthless apart…

That kind of makes it sound like she was criticizing the attention the Cosby allegations have gotten while also dismissing the Holocaust, and that's not really what happened. She was asked why (her friend and colleague) Judd Apatow seems obsessed with slamming Bill Cosby over social media, and she responded by saying…

I'm going to go with Gene Kelly and John Wilkes Booth.

p.s. I just had a minor crisis where I thought to myself, "how did your decisions lead you here, to a place where you would ever write those words in a sentence?"

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

This reminds me of the time I saw Juno, and she is persuaded to not have an abortion by the thought, among other things, that her fetus already has fingernails, and I made a vow then to never get pregnant because wow, nothing that has fingernails ever needs to be that deep inside me.

I'm nothing if not kind to those I don't really know at all.

Don't worry. I moved super far away to Costa Mesa. You're safe.

HIPSTER JESUS IS THAT YOU?

WORST. He's like a less-political, less-inappropriate, more-sensitive Russell Brand. Which just completely negates the entire POINT of being a Russell Brand.

I love Ruby Rose. Also, this-

I'm in the no-kids camp because, frankly, most parents of young kids I know (so, you know, my friends) are absolutely terrible about controlling their children and monitoring their behavior in public. At my brother's wedding, there were only a couple children, including flower girl and ring bearer, neither of whom I…

There. That's better.

Having worked at a sushi place, this would have confused the everloving hell out of me. Even if you could somehow mistake a tempura platter for rolls, which is dubious, taking a single bite of tempura would definitely clear up any remaining confusion, and this woman claimed to have eaten them before. I mean, how many…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

It's from Riverside. That's the Florida of California. Or one of them anyway.

There aren't nearly as many bad teachers as there are bad cops;

This, right here, is why so many Americans are so nervous, skeptical, and unhappy with policing in the US. Now, it's true that for every story you have with an American cop being a dickbag like these guys, you have videos where they dance with the person or just laugh or just say, "OK, goof, keep moving."