The specific thing you are culpable for is viewing someone's naked body without their consent.

I triple checked my windows to make sure they were clown-proof, then also had a sex dream.

I am pretty sure this person is a Class "A" Jerk.

You don't know Animal Rights Activist Vegans.

It is glorious! I use olive oil and just a touch of butter (it makes it brown up nice) and shred cabbage and onions - fry until it it just perfectly brown and then eat the ever loving hell out of it. If I am super hungry I add the egg noodles but I swear I can eat fried cabbage straight from the pan without stopping.

Full disclosure: I am a vegetarian. Now, would I EVER say a single word about what others eat? Nope. If you are a grown ass adult- eat what you will and enjoy it. I do not mind a bit. I will even say things like "my but that does smell good." or whatever. But, you will never hear a single word from me about violence…

Jesus. I hate the polarising opposites on the internet especially of vegans/ vegetarians v. meat eaters, and I have to say, meat eaters always sound like the bigger assholes.

I completely and wholeheartedly agree. I am also really sad that Jezebel decided to completely alienate its animal loving readers (which is probably a significant portion; I mean we're all liberals here amirite?) with the tone of this article. Shame on the "activist" and shame on Jezebel for using this ridiculous…

Oh, my! Your sense of humor is so edgy, Pinkham! Never thought of making fun of an animal activist!

Well, chickens are smarter than people give them credit for. And they actually do make good pets. I don't think there'd be as much snark if she barged into a restaurant serving dog. But we eat cows and pigs too which are likely smarter than dogs.

Exactly this. Jezebel feminism is so divorced from academic theory that these hacks don't know animal rights are closely tied to feminism and racism.

You get non leather shoes. Even in the unlikely event that they were newly vegetarian or vegan and wore old leather shoes, they're still doing more for animal rights than you are.

And somehow you've managed to seem like even more of an asshole than her!!

There's something quite ironic about supposed feminists mocking people who believe in animal liberation. Just bc you don't agree with animal liberation, doesn't mean you need to mock it.

Never had a one night stand, no judgement, I'm simply pathologically incapable of doing so. But the closest experience was one time my roommate brought a lady back home with him. They met at the club and had a good time. They were both pretty tipsy. We all hung out in my room till the wee hours listening to music and…

Whatever, haters. I want a vagina so small I have to use Q-tips as tampons. A pussy so tight it leaves nothing to the imagination. A twat so tiny it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a dick to fit in there. A chocha so itsy-bitsy it's like throwing a hot dog down Polly Pocket's hallway.…

Dude. He's EVAN PETERS. Of course he washed his hands! He probably washed them with angel tears. He is considerate and magical and perfect like that.

I got excited every time he winked at Bette and Dot. You can tell they're attracted to him (understandably). The bad sister, despite being so self-righteous about sex, eye fucks him every time she seems him. So, if they slept with him, would it count as a threesome even though they share the same body?-I never thought…

I like this season so far! It seems to be downplaying the horror elements (apart from the murder clown, holy shit) and going for more of a fantastical vibe. I can't tell Sarah Paulsen's murdery head from her non-murdery head yet, so their scenes together are super confusing. And Mr. Queef thinks Kathy Bates' accent…

Because the sea level doesn't rise when an individual gets a fever.