Or a cosmic mass of giant noodles with meatballs for eyes?

I knew a guy in college who organized anti-rape and pro-body image events with his frat and would often wear a pink shirt that said "THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE." He was cute and funny and I thought, Wow, he must not be like the others.

I know this is slightly off topic, but I keep wondering why Jezebel calls out every celebrity's awful jokes except Mindy Kaling's. I know you guys follow her. Is there an endorsement deal in the way or what?

Wait, isn't this the plot of the cinematic masterpiece, Shoot 'Em Up?

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Which is why they need to SIT THE FUCK DOWN! Or learn to clean pee, but really. Sit down.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Yeah, I wrote a comment about the male gaze aspect as well. There doesn't have to be men in the video for it to be very much under the male gaze. American Apparel ads, for example, are mostly all female but are VERY MUCH operating under the male gaze.

Would it be too Utah of me to name my child Zachelle?

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

Rejoice, fellow children of darkness! Let us revel in our misandry.

Well, according to my mum I'm the antichrist, so you're in good company here :)

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

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Hi, I just wanted to reach out in support of you getting your depression properly treated, in whatever way you feel is best. I lived with chronic depression for almost 15 years before I finally sought treatment. It was the best decision I have ever made, and I know it will help you too.

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I can fucking do this!!!!

Ugh, one time I forgot that we had a shortened schedule, and when a student pointed it out, I absentmindedly mouthed "son of a bitch" at the clock, and then they all were like, "tee hee, Ms. Implications, we know what you said!" and I had to be like, "I didn't actually say anything, shitdicks, now get to your next…

I played volleyball in high school and we just wore regular gym shorts, which were short-ish, to be sure, but not crazy short. Then I tried out for my college volleyball team and saw the booty shorts uniform. I asked the ass't coach the reason for the shorts, and she said that they are better for playing in, less…