I still want to see a game that doesn't completely fuck over the Neutral parties. Oh, yippy, I get the tier 0 powers of both good and evil! All because I didn't want to be a goddamn angel to that prick munching douche canoe who thinks I'm his bitch.

Ha, I actually got a Reynolds HandiVac from a nearby Big Lots for 3 bucks. Best purchase ever.

You know, I normally feel ambivalent, or almost antagonistic towards cosplay. It just seems incredibly lame, and a lot of work put into this sort of thing could be put to something useful. There's something inherently off about being a "professional fan".

It's twitter, where languages go to die.

I hope it's okay to hate "good" games. I do it all the time.

So the space invader guy has been pissing on my burgers?

I wonder why Sega hasn't just cracked open a Sonic 3 rom, open up debug mode, and just make a ton of levels. They can reuse every single object in the game, and it'll be a move in the right direction.

*spoilers*

Wrong continuity. This is Ultimate Spider-Man. In this universe, the Human Torch is alive an is dating Peter Parker's female clone.

"Aiding piracy" is vague as hell. That's like selling DVD-Rs is equivalent to "Aiding piracy". Also, why don't we put the guy who coded up the first Bittorrent client in jail for "Aiding piracy"? Hell, even the founder of Napster didn't spend a single day in jail for "aiding piracy".

My dad told me you should put the spare tire under the frame of your car before you remove the bad tire. This is so that, if the jack should slip and the car drops, the spare tire will catch enough that your rim doesn't get destroyed. After you remove the bad tire, you roll the bad tire under the car frame and pull…

It's not really the download speed that messes with your router, but rather, it's the sheer number of connections it opens and closes every minute. I mean, i can easily download at 1.5mb/s and still stream and play games, but torrenting something 10% of that speed will smother the router because it's doing something…

It basically allows you to hide the right bar. I'm working on a new script since Gawker changed their layout again, so it only works on some of the gawker sites, but not others.

I wish I had the money to do stupid shit like this.

Yeah, this has bothered me for quite a while. I kept getting some Arizona attorney's website whenever I was searching for some reason. It's also hard to help people when you want to say "It's the 2nd link on the google search", and they end up on a different site. The whole "Let me google that for you" stops being…

I thought slumber parties were the training wheels for make out sessions...

Actually, I kind of wonder if, rather than program such a thing, we can copy from existing memory? For Alzheimer patients in particular, we may be able to "back up" their memory onto the device. And if we can, I wonder if this backed up memory can be plugged into someone else.

Yes yes, that's the best way to go about it. Let's hold back on our freedom of speech and our freedom of expression for the sake of employment. Never mind that you've never even had a parking ticket, much less a criminal record.

Okay, maybe some of you can help me with this one. What is exactly allowed in the dishwasher? I've been ragged on by friends, family, and complete strangers that I'm slowly killing myself by using a dishwasher. Here's my checklist of things people tell me not to put in the dishwasher.

I'm actually convinced that a lot of the recent Gawker articles are typed on smartphones and are being attacked by the autocorrect monster. I wonder how much of that is true.