I posted elsewhere but not sure if I’ll get out of the grey so I’ll clarify here as well: this isn’t Coachella. This is the Glendale Americana. These kids are having a fight at an upscale outdoor mall, next to the elevators by a Forever 21, an Apple Store, and a Sprinkles. Which is a very teen girl place to have a…

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

It seems he was only effective pre-salary cap. It was an easy gig when old man Mike was basically the Steinbrenner of the NHL...

I love the Wings, and the young talent (though the oldest and most broken of our veterans was in on that play) makes me somewhat hopeful. It’s that Kenny gets to stay around that is killing me.

My sons play hockey. About 75% of any open practice or “stick time” is kids practicing this move.

If these guys were true dirt bags, Rickey would’ve stolen them all in one afternoon.

Wow. This is the come up of all come ups. This guy was eating moldy cheese and ham sandwiches two years ago. One viral photo later and he’s jetsetting around Europe and having a baby with a billionaire’s daughter. I’m sure Chloe’s father is thrilled by this.

I get so used to my Kings fucking everything up, I don’t know how to feel when they do something right, especially something like this. Something I really, really want them to get right. I keep on waiting for this fairly sensitive, empathetic moment to be followed by a press release stating that they intended to trade…

You’re obviously not the father of a gymnast.

I would say the cars but then I realized they’re made in Mexico.

Hell yes - I finally dumped The Walking Dead two seasons ago when I realized I hadn’t been enjoying it for a long time, but I was kind of taken aback by how much it felt like a weight had been taken off my shoulders.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

There’s no way a high-level executive at a Disney affiliate doesn’t have multiple trusted dealers...and if he was that desperate to use an unfamiliar one, he definitely was more than a “recreational” user.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

I could not get into breaking bad because of how White treated his wife. He was a garbage person from the jump, and we’re supposed to see him as this hero who takes on the burden of illness by himself by selling drugs. Fuck off Walter. Sorry you got cancer but you’re not an awesome husband(or even decent) for lying to…

Also? Ben Stiller’s character, Michael, in Reality Bites. He’s supposed to be the lame boyfriend alternative to hot, inconsiderate, wounded musician Ethan Hawke. Stiller gets dumped on because he has a job, wears a suit, tries to be socially adept, and makes a reality TV pilot that focuses on Winona and her friends’…

Omg I have always watched that scene where she “kills the mood out of fear that he’ll spill beer on her Italian silk couch” and thought that would be me. He really would have spilled the beer. I just couldn’t let that happen. I’ve thought about that scene a lot and have tried to work against my calling as a neurotic…

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

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