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His dash showed he was listening to How to Save a Life by The Fray.

Dejan Lovren tried to defend Carragher’s actions on Saturday but instead somehow found a way to concede another goal.

I watched a non-major golf tournament this weekend with an interest I haven’t had in years, because Tiger was in the mix. Golf’s young-guys-who-might-do-a-thing are absolutely entertaining, but Tiger is transcendent, and the best golfer of all time. (Yes, he is. With hats tipped to the other fantastic golfers he’s

I know it’s super crazy difficult and I know I can’t do it, but the thought of “throwing a 56 pound weight over a 20 foot tall object” sounds easy to me. One of those things where I hear it and think, “I CAN DO THAT” when there is no way I could do that. Like eating a 7 pound steak.

Minor correction - McLouth never played for the Tigers, although that interview was on FSN-Detroit. He was with Baltimore in 2013.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I’ve heard plenty of fluent Caucasians speak Spanish before - but none with the ease and fluidity he had. You can tell he is able to think in Spanish - he’s not doing translations in his head as he’s processing a conversation. That’s what makes the difference. 

Outside of border states or places like Miami, especially in the western half of the US, 90% of the time you find a white dude who speaks Spanish he’s a Mormon who served as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking country. Nothing freaks Latinos out quite like them seeing an uber-gringo like me start dropping fluent

Oh, totally. Juventus doesn’t have to apologize for anything. It legitimately won the match and the tie. It’s just that this loss very much fits the narrative that Tottenham still can’t quite get there even though it’s excellent. Everyone is waiting for Spurs to make the leap to the top of the Premier League table or

Writing an entire article about this match without noting that Juventus changed formations and personnel at halftime does a disservice to the tactics of Max Allegri. Andrea Barzagli was getting torched the whole first half at right back by Son and Tottenham was attacking down that flank every chance they got. At

Now that Spurs are out of the Champions League, they can get back to the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Thank you so much for this wonderful review. I had no interest in playing Metal Gear Survive, and honestly still don’t. But this review is one of the few times I’ve thought a game journalist scratched the surface of examining games in the same way other “art” is analyzed.

Thank you for your excellent analysis and actual deference toward some the people who slogged to make this happen. THIS is what game journalism could/should be, not a laundry list of graphics/sound/gameplay, but a keen eye to observe even a bad game as an important cultural artifact.

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.

Watching The Walking Dead has become a perfect metaphor for being on The Walking Dead. At this point, I sincerely believe more people have stopped watching the show than have continued. I died at the end of Season 3. My friends made it to 5. I have a co-worker who’s been bitten and plans to die off at the end of this

This tournament should rotate between Indy, Chicago, and Detroit with their new arena. Anywhere else is dumb.

Or if Clarkson had given the least amount of fucks before that point of the 4th Quarter

Slightly better than the baseball one, where you’re supposed to stop trying while the other team is still trying.

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

The article maybe doesn’t do a great job of providing that context. If you really are interested, here’s a quick primer: