What do you mean? You won't vote for him? I thought that's why we were all supposed to vote for McCain/Palin last go around... cause of the whole her having lady parts part... My voting strategy is officially in limbo now!

"when are you gonna find a man?" -oh, I've found loads of them! Sometimes several at once, although that's really the exception...

I jumped ship 10 minutes and 5 questions ago... it's Reverend Steve freakin Newlin, people!

Have you been confirmed yet for the role of Christian Grey?

What would happen if a vampire tried to turn a dog? Maybe this would have kept you from stealing Luna's daughter?

If you could have played any other character (and I mean any of them) on the show, which would you have wanted to tackle?

Did you read the books the series is based on?

Is Sarah Newlin ever coming back?

I'm totally there! Question: does my "application photo" have to be topless too?

Perhaps the cue cards are necessary so he doesn't make the same mistake again. Boy would his face be red if he gets stuck going down that rabbit hole again. Let's just hope he doesn't also make a Ron Burgandy-esque gaffe. Stay Classy.