+1 for Simpsons reference. Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan!

An admitted, non-contrite child abuser and a guy who thinks the child abuser deserves more money after not working for a year and being paid: apparently not a recipe for a raise.

I know it’s been said in other articles, but I’m stunned how poorly Peterson and his agent did in orchestrating this. You have to suck pretty hard to get me to side with a team - or the league - over an individual player.

I feel so sorry for Bobbi Kristina’s body right now. I hope they can find it in their hearts to let her go. That is no way for anyone to live.

No snark here. That was super cute in every way. Especially the dad being just as geeked as they are.

This.

I fully agree. He has also never really taken responsibility for his actions. He constantly refers to things he does as things that happened to him. It’s frustrating because everyone deserves a chance to become a better person but I don’t think he would be open to traditional methods of therapy for his past issues,…

I feel kind of bad for Chris. He clearly has demons that he has never taken real steps to handle. He’s definitely a shithead but if he got some help, I think he could reform.

Personally, I don’t care what team I’m a fan of, I wouldn’t want him playing for a team I root for. And I think the owners/GMs understand that would be a problem.

You make that sound like a BAD thing

The more he bitches, the more he scuttles his own trade value...way to think it through, AP.

Yup, you’re completely right. But do we really expect a child abuser who possesses a level of self-awareness that would rival that of Mel Gibson to understand the nuances of collective bargaining and contract law?

Oddly, he’s not arguing that the NFL should guarantee and honor the terms of their contracts, he’s arguing that he shouldn’t have to honor his.

Hot take from a Viking fan here: fuck Peterson. I’d be down with just giving him to horny Jerry Jones. He keeps trying to convince the public that he’s the victim in this whole ordeal and it is really getting old.

y-yeah... you’re right.

Damn. You know how you don’t know about a song and/or artist and you get introduced and you rock out and you wonder why it took you so long and you’re more happy that you got it all?

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP LOVING MARTHA

EVE DALLAS 4 LYFE.

Potter was famous for his disregard for basic safety features

Best wishes to her. Her show is often incredibly stupid but she, herself, has done amazing things for childhood hunger. She’s a tireless spokesperson for No Child Hungry and I admire her so much for it.