He'd also know better than to turn his back on a witch.

Victims of domestic violence do this all the time, unfortuntely. Surprised they charged her, but I assume they were just trying to call her bluff and get her to take back her (likely false) recantation.

I'm super glad he posted it, if only to trigger this batshit unhinged reaction from you. Watching Pats fans get aggrieved and pissed off is SO much fun.

"Adrian, you're approaching the end of your career, have a couple of years left on your last lucrative contract, your marketability's taken a dive, you're starting to alienate a formerly supportive fan base, and the party you're planning seems, at the very least, culturally insensitive. But sure, I'll go ahead and…

I don't know - I think Adrian Peterson is completely delusional. I'm sure part of it is the commission, but the longer this goes on and the more Peterson speaks, it seems like Peterson has some mental issues. He seems like he totally believes that whatever he does is right, regardless, and that everyone should bend to…

I'm not saying it needs the respect of critics (nobody really NEEDS the respect of critics, sorry critics), but I think it comes in for a special amount of contempt in no small part because it's largely produced and consumed by women. And that's what annoys me. God knows they're full of ridiculousness but most of…

The phrases you reference have not been used in romance novels for the past fifteen years — at least. The market doesn't support it.

For one thing, I think the satire comes from a place of unearned contempt rather than affection. Second, it's funny to me that they're mocking Harlequins for all being the same... while doing the exact same thing that many other reporters have done.

Umm never said I was any of that. And again, I loved 99.9% of what he had to say. Wasn't trying to pillory him for it at all.

GAHHHHH YESSSS.

Female: All right, then...
[throws him a rock]
Female: ... hit me in the chest with that.
Rahier: I'd kill you!
Female: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.

Frat bros worried that athletes may rape a woman. That's fucking rich.

Usually I don't complain about this and actually stand up to defend the Jalopnik writers when they are attacked for revealing race results. I'm just tired today...you're all right- it's sports news- stay off it if you don't want to know the news.

You're right.

thanks for my nightmarish sex dream tonight starring this fucker

the douche is so outrageously strong with that one.

Is "creative weirdo" an insult? Because that describes both of them perfectly.

She's a beautiful child and yeah, she's wacky. But I think she's gonna grow up to be some sort of Björk/Tilda Swinton creative weirdo. Her brother, not so much. She just has a something. Maybe I'm wrong but shit, we make way stupider and less interesting people famous all the fucking time so why not?

@UmpteenthSarah: I believe that Jezebel and Gawker, as a rule, don't do trigger warnings. It's up to the viewer to take responsibility for what they do and don't read/view. That's a reasonable stance, especially since there is no standard of what is and isn't triggering.