MaryJanice
MaryJanice
MaryJanice

Respectfully disagree. I’m in the biz and I thought Natasha’s questions were just fine, and not just because she avoided, “Where do you get your ideas?” We don’t know. NONE OF US KNOWS.

God, that’s brilliant. I’ll now be extremely sad if they don’t pay him in wheelbarrows o’pennies.

Agree, love his articles and don’t watch the matches. Well, I watched one, but it was over as soon as Tyson chomped the guy’s ear. Really couldn’t see what the fuss over the sport was all about...maybe other matches have lasted longer?

Crying. Literally crying while I laugh. And don’t get me wrong...I’m very sorry you had to endure that. And I’m not even laughing at you. It’s the image of your brother trying to gallop out of the splash stone, all knobby knees and pants tangled around his ankles, leaving a trail of comic books (and eau de poo) in his

Yes, definitely agree. Pacino's devil seemed a little put out at the end, like a kid complaining, "Howwcome I get blamed for EVERYTHING?!?". I saw him as the cool-yet-detached dad, the kind who doesn't mind if you fall, but isn't at all interested in helping you get back up.

Absolutely stellar BABMM (Bad Ass Black Man Moment, per my late grandmother). The best part about "We're leavin'!" is that things hadn't *entirely* gone to shit by then, which is usually when the doomed cast decides it's time to go. At that point some things were still salvageable, but the captain wasn't willing to

Your story is as charming as it is horrifying!

"You can't use that word! That's OUR word!"

"Worship that? Never!" (My husband had to remind me why following the devil was a bad plan. Pacino just seems so reasonable and fun and cool and indulgent. I...might have daddy issues.)

Oh my God that scene on the train when it looks like they're going to get mugged, and Satan chats with the would-be mugger in perfect Spanish, telling him that his beloved is cheating on him at that very moment. "Do yourself a favor and put that knife where it belongs." And the mugger is *completely* rattled and wants

Sure, but she has a real throne. She doesn't need to sit on a prop. She's pretty well known for disliking that sort of thing: "That is just a stunt, and I am not going to do it." And again: real throne!

Right? She looks cuddly and gorgeous!

Loved this, Drew; didn't think anyone could make this funny but you managed handily. I thought his disconnect was odd at first (telling the authorities he'd do it again, insisting he did nothing wrong, etc.) but as the year went on, it became downright chilling (indulging in illegal drugs while on bond for a

"Minnesota Nice" is a pretty big lie. We're more like "Minnesota Passive/Aggressive", when not out-and-out "Minnesota Mean". But I lived in Boston for 5 years, so MN anything works great for me.

This is a brilliant, perfect explanation for why I find Goopy McOneofus so intensely annoying. Thank you!

I have friends who think my life is literally Mary Fisher's from SHE-DEVIL: tiny yappy poodles, flowing caftans, agonizing over "love button"...all of it. I kind of hated to disabuse them.

What is it with so many psycho asshats having these mean little pursed mouths? Almost all of them look like they've just sucked a lemon, or are anticipating sucking a lemon. Is it just me? It's probably just me.

You made a great point about the video, too, that was when I started to get really freaked. And then later the translator's all, "Yeah,uh, he wasn't saying 'save US'. He was saying..." Gaaaah! And loved how the captain only let things get a *little* weird before "We're leavin'!" when usually things have to be "much,

I loved Theron in the Huntsman! Could not take my eyes off her, loved her backstory, loved how she genuinely felt the world was shit and deserved people like her to run it, loved how she became more and more unhinged physically (argh, that scene with her spine and ribs showing!) and mentally. The second and third

That movie put me off curling irons for years.