The book is so, so bad. You know how the movie emphasizes the eternal loving relationship between the man and wife? Oh, and they had kids, too, somewhere? Who also died? Yeah, in the book the kids were even more of an afterthought. He spends the book utterly obsessed with his wife and their Great Love and how they…

I liked it, too! Found it genuinely scary ("I have such wonderful, wonderful things...to show you...") and funny ("We're leavin'!"). Loved the idea of their worst acts/memories finding them. Also I'll watch Sam Neill chortle his way through anything.

Yes! Greatest bad movie in the history of cinema!

I just know he finds her enchanting. He messed up her spoons drawer and was just so gleeful and charming about it. Then he rode up to her on a white horse, romance-novel hero style. It...it might have been the greatest thing in the history of television.

THANK YOU. Who roasts someone who can't legally rent a car yet?

Not enough cowbell.

But he's wrong for being upset, and she's not at all expected to help him through those feelings?

Isn't it incredible how the Tudor PR machine is still grinding away after 500 years? Loved this book so much. Bummed to find out just what a vicious neurotic bitch Elizabeth was, which made it no less fascinating. The author also wrote The Borgias, which was terrific, too. (Jeremy Irons might have gotten me interested…

Just finished this! Great book!

Took me a while, too! I was a Tudorphile long before Showtime made it trendy, but there are only so many books out there to re-read. My daughter gave me Weir's WotR and it sat on a shelf for months. Finally cracked it and gradually it sucked me in. Now I'm a Tudorphile who also crushes on the York family and Margaret…

I had an unholy craving for salt as a child. Other kids would lick their fingers and stick them in the sugar bowl for a quick lick; I would smuggle the big blue canister of salt into my bedroom at night. When I knew I wouldn't be interrupted, I'd upend the canister over my mouth: ahhhh wonderful rain of salt…

All they ever had to do was put Pacquiao in a dress. Mayweather wouldn't have hesitated to fight him.

THANK YOU. Amazing how he's telling people she's an assassin and that he had a nervous breakdown (during? because of?) watching Seven Years In Tibet, but his fans insist *she's* the nutjob.

My exact reaction as well: "This is the coolest graphic novel EVER, what an imagination this guy has, I don't—wait, he was real?" Good God, does that mean the talking dog is real, too? I really kind of need that talking dog...

Do it, you (Cheeseburger) Slut! Listen, I never went to college and come from a long line of substance-abusing trailer trash. (We were so proud of Aunt Janie, who made enough money to be addicted to cocaine. Everyone else had to be content with Budweiser.) It's not rocket science. You could make this happen for…

"They're just icky. I haven't read them, BUT I KNOW. It's one of my powers." Shut your novel hole, Franzen.

Agree x 1,000. So disappointed, and I loved Nip/Tuck and Murder House and Coven (and didn't hate Asylum). Ended up hate-reviewing it for my readers: Ryan Murphy Thinks Society Is The Real Freak Show And He Tells Us Over And Over And Over And Over.

I read that same article, it was amazing. Just a terrible, fascinating look into not only LL's life, but how people have to interact with her: assistants, the money people, fellow actors, etc. They started out taking her at her word for everything and treating her like a pro, but every time she screwed up or lied or…

They've sold out, and the NFL is apparently claiming they were listed by error, and won't fill the orders. Guess that was too much hypocrisy to thrive on, even for them.

Good point, I didn't even think of that. And it's not like I have a hate-on toward Ryan Murphy; I thought Nip/Tuck was genius/grotesque/wonderful, and loved Murder House and Coven, and didn't *hate* Asylum, just thought it didn't measure up to Murder House. I definitely felt let down by this season, but that doesn't…