MaryJanice
MaryJanice
MaryJanice

I just know he finds her enchanting. He messed up her spoons drawer and was just so gleeful and charming about it. Then he rode up to her on a white horse, romance-novel hero style. It...it might have been the greatest thing in the history of television.

THANK YOU. Who roasts someone who can't legally rent a car yet?

Not enough cowbell.

But he's wrong for being upset, and she's not at all expected to help him through those feelings?

I had an unholy craving for salt as a child. Other kids would lick their fingers and stick them in the sugar bowl for a quick lick; I would smuggle the big blue canister of salt into my bedroom at night. When I knew I wouldn't be interrupted, I'd upend the canister over my mouth: ahhhh wonderful rain of salt

All they ever had to do was put Pacquiao in a dress. Mayweather wouldn't have hesitated to fight him.

THANK YOU. Amazing how he's telling people she's an assassin and that he had a nervous breakdown (during? because of?) watching Seven Years In Tibet, but his fans insist *she's* the nutjob.

Do it, you (Cheeseburger) Slut! Listen, I never went to college and come from a long line of substance-abusing trailer trash. (We were so proud of Aunt Janie, who made enough money to be addicted to cocaine. Everyone else had to be content with Budweiser.) It's not rocket science. You could make this happen for

"They're just icky. I haven't read them, BUT I KNOW. It's one of my powers." Shut your novel hole, Franzen.

I read that same article, it was amazing. Just a terrible, fascinating look into not only LL's life, but how people have to interact with her: assistants, the money people, fellow actors, etc. They started out taking her at her word for everything and treating her like a pro, but every time she screwed up or lied or

They've sold out, and the NFL is apparently claiming they were listed by error, and won't fill the orders. Guess that was too much hypocrisy to thrive on, even for them.

Good point, I didn't even think of that. And it's not like I have a hate-on toward Ryan Murphy; I thought Nip/Tuck was genius/grotesque/wonderful, and loved Murder House and Coven, and didn't *hate* Asylum, just thought it didn't measure up to Murder House. I definitely felt let down by this season, but that doesn't

You summarized it perfectly. I stuck it out to see who the last man standing would be (so to speak). Then hate-reviewed it to spare my readers the trauma of loving Murder House but being faced with Freak Show. Called it "Ryan Murphy thinks society is the real freak show and he tells us over and over and over".

That is goddamned brilliant, Donna. I kind of want you to explain *everything* to my redneck anti-choice Republican parents now. Feel like a monotonous frustrating vacation in the wilds of Missouri? I'll pay for you to go for a long weekend, but it'll feel like a year. ;-)

"Let myyy…Cameron…goooooooo…"

That actually does help a little. Thank you.

Oooh, me too! Sorry to hear you're on bed rest, hope all is well with you and the little one.

Oooh, me too! Sorry to hear you're on bed rest, hope all is well with you and the little one.

Me, too! We should hang out. :-)

"Jesus, you scared me! Don't sneak UP on me like that."

Love love LOVE SBTB. Cannot say enough about them. Always on point, always good for a giggle. They're funnier on my worst days than I am on my best (that goes for Jezebel writers, too<g>).